This week we have tons of Florida man stories. Sadly there are also numerous ransomware attacks with different resolutions. There are new features coming for Windows. Apple has new products that aren’t phones, tablets or computers. All the headlines are listed below, click to read the full stories.

• Apple is ready for its Hollywood closeup, but will consumers bite?
• Meet Apple Card, no late fee: Apple becomes a banking player
• Apple Card’s fine print: 7 things we learned about Apple’s new credit card for iPhone
• Apple event 2019: Apple Card, TV Plus, News Plus, Arcade and everything just announced
• MoviePass co-founder’s new startup PreShow gives you free movie tickets for watching ads
• The 69 Wildest Florida Man Headlines of 2019 (So Far)
• Florida man wanted a woman’s egg rolls so badly it landed him in jail, police say
• Florida man calls police to report being stood up by people he paid for sex
• Florida man burns pile of weed in yard
• Norsk Hydro will not pay ransom demand and will restore from backups
• Aluminum producer switches to manual operations after ransomware infection
• Cyber-espionage warning: Russian hacking groups step up attacks ahead of European elections
• Huge leaps in AI have made facial recognition smarter than your brain
• Why facial recognition’s racial bias problem is so hard to crack

But Wait, There’s More…

• Windows Virtual Desktop is now in public preview
• Windows Calculator will get a ‘graphing mode’
• Microsoft officially designates Windows 10 1809 as ready for broad deployment
• Happy Birthday Aretha Franklin: Performing At The 1971 Montreux Jazz Festival
• A Rare Albino Penguin Makes Its Debut at Zoo in Poland
• World’s largest Tyrannosaurus found in Canada
• Nintendo’s Labo: VR Kit is not Virtual Boy 2.0
• From ‘nappuccinos’ to more weekend z’s: strategies to catch up on lost sleep
• Beats’ answer to Apple’s new AirPods is arriving in April
• AT&T’s fake 5G E is slower than Verizon’s and T-Mobile’s 4G
• This is how much money Pinterest execs made last year
• Homeland Security warns of critical flaws in Medtronic defibrillators
• Facebook passwords by the hundreds of millions sat exposed in plain text
• Consider the Rabbit
• Man tries to board flight naked saying clothes made him ‘less aerodynamic’
• After partnership, first all-electric airline on the way
• British Airways flight mistakenly lands in Scotland instead of Germany
• In defense of cable, and the joy of scrolling up and down a remote
• Meet the Texas startup that wants to decarbonize the chemical industry
• Earth is (always has been) round, so why have the flat-out wrong become so lively?
• NASA Scraps First All-Female Spacewalk For Want Of A Medium-Size Spacesuit

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